There are certain things that I rather not do in front of certain groups of people. Maybe it's hypocrisy, or maybe you would say that I'm not comfortable with my own skin or whatever. But that's just how I am.
Say, I love to sing. But I hate to sing in the presence of other people (I can do choir though). That might be because of the fact that I can't sing. Not even if my life depends on it. I am practically a tone deaf. That have been said, I never went for a karaoke (damn I still need to google the spelling) night out with my friends. The only time I did was at my friend's house, and even then I only sang Mr Brightside by The Killers (can't sing high notes so songs by male vocalist has always been a fav).
Another thing that I can't do in front of other people is farting. Even when I feel like I really really need to just let it go, I will focus every muscle around the area and with might and main, contract each and every one of them against the resisting force. I can't fart in front of my family, nor in a shopping mall full with strangers. Can't even fart and faking a cough at the same time. I think partly (ok, mostly) because I'm afraid how the fart will turn out. Is it going to be loud? Silent but smelly? Or worse, loud AND smelly? Boy, that would be embarrassing! I've read somewhere that couple are only truly comfortable with each other if they can fart in front of each other. But not me.
What else, what else?
Honestly I'm just bored. Been singing my heart out in front of the laptop (my brother's ears must be bleeding by now haha) and I've abandoned this blog long enough (sorry!).
So what are the things you are not comfortable doing in the presence of other people?
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